Writing Resources from Fifteen Minutes of Fiction

Ugly Pageant

I went to see the ugly pageant
‘Cause no one else would go.
Hanging out with ugly people
Makes me look good, you know.

There were crooked teeth and crossed up eyes,
One guy had a warty nose.
There were moles and pimples everywhere
And hair where no hair grows.

The judges pondered long and hard
And then to my surprise
They called me up to center stage
And handed me the prize.

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