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Negative Ad Campaigns

There are many issues that face us as a nation. Education, foreign policy, welfare, social security, crime, the war on terror - these issues and many many more. These are issues that concern us all, and they deeply concern me as well.

But there is one issue that concerns me more than any other. And I'll tell you what it is.

Negative ad campaigns.

I find them appalling.

Take my opponent. He's been smearing me left and right. Saying all kinds of nasty things about me.

But I don't care because he's just a no-good ultra-right-wing fascist peabrained boogerheaded dumbo idiot.

I'm juuji, and I approve this message.

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