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The Riddle of the Elections

The riddle of the election

What makes you feel fear of the election?
The candidates that represent each section.
What makes you fear for the future of the U.S?
The fact that our country is in a mess.
what makes you worry about the sphinx?
The fact that the government is full of finks.
Why do you think people want to kill politicians?
Because they belong in the hands of morticians.
Why did Mitt say he'd cancel the endowment to the arts?
Because he's just one of many old farts.
Why did we put Whitney Houston up there with Micheal Jackson?
i thought she had been missing in action.
What is the remaining riddle in the equation?
Get ready for the terrorist invasion!

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