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To Whom It May Concern

To whom it may concern,

I am most certainly not happy with your product. Your company has wasted my time, money and energy with your horrible false promises. My strongest comment to you is this: Your product failed me even though I followed all of the instructions.

When I watched your commercial on the television, I was, at first, enthralled at the opportunity that was offered. I do admit that your product had been sent to my house with speed worthy of Hermes; however, when the package arrived at my door, the box had banged-in corners and suspicious looking stains.

Finally, when I opened your box and removed all the annoying packing peanuts, I followed all the set up instructions to a T and carried out all the proper steps. However, no matter what I did, your product failed me. Now, I'm a laughing stock to my co-workers and companions.

When I called your 24-hour question and answer hotline, they failed to supply answers. When I called your customer service line, I was on hold for almost half an hour. When I called the company office, all the lines were busy. I tried at least a dozen times. This is an outrage!

I am now sending, along with this letter, the package that I purchased for "three easy payments of 19.99" Your stupid workout video has failed me. Regardless of what the other customers said on the commercial, I did not lose a single pound. Your product is faulty, I say. FAULTY.

Sincerely,

Ann O'Beese Persunn

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